“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
"Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?.. A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww"
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
“Did Graeme Norton break your heart, sir?”
“Are you disrespecting me?”