British Comedians

tommy cooper Tommy Cooper

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

sellers Peter Sellers

"Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one?.. A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww"

kay Peter Kay

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

tate Catherine Tate

“Did Graeme Norton break your heart, sir?”

“Are you disrespecting me?”