Microsoft Error Messages in Japan - Haiku style

Your file was so big

It might be very useful

But now it is gone.

The website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within

Reflect, repent and reboot

Order shall return.

Aborted effort;

Close all that you have worked on;

You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed

I am the Blue Screen of Death;

No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working;

Windows is like that.

Stay the patient course,

Of little worth is your ire,

The network is down.

A crash reduces

Your expensive computer

To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred?

You step in the stream

but the water has moved on

This page is not here.

Out of memory

We wish to hold the whole sky

But we never will.

Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

I ate your web pages

Forgive me; it was tasty

and tart on my tongue.